She was a girl with an attitude .
That had always been her problem. It got her in trouble at school, with her friends, with her mother. It was just Vashti’s way. There was an anger inside of her and she was going to let it out when she wanted to and fuck anyone who was in her way when that happened.
Vashti had always been this way. As a kid, when most girls were playing with barbies or other toys designed to suppress women, she was playing with her very own Right Wing Radicals Conspiracy Cover Up Kit.
She had been a very odd child.
Even now, as she walked home, the soft light filtering down from the street lamps, Vashti wondered why she bothered with people in the first place. I mean, people were good in theory. Hell, even paisley was a good theory. But in practice, people suck ass.
Look at her mother. She was paid to be a whore in a house. And all for what? So she could live in the lap of luxury? And what about that creepy kid, Yhestin Rosebude? I mean, kids were supposed to be cute, not fucking geniuses or something.
Either way, Vashti knew that she was above all them anyways. I mean, she had money, class, looks. I mean, what man wouldn’t want her? She was worth three times her mother anyways. The old woman hated her because she knew that she was worth more than she was. Stupid bitch. Oh well, Vashti thought. You can’t pick your family.
If I could pick my family, I would pick people way cooler than the ones that live in this shit hole, she thought. However, when she went to go through the front gates to said shithole, there was a problem.
A guard blocked her path.
“What the fuck you think you doing?” she said. “You mind getting out of my way so I can go home?”
“We have orders Ma’am.”
“And what do those orders include, fucktard?”
“To keep you off the premises.”
Vashti wondered if her world had gone completely crazy in a matter of a second. “What you talking about? I fucking live here, you rectal belch!”
“Not anymore ma’am. We have orders to not allow you on any part of the compound.” She couldn’t see the man’s eyes behind his sunglasses, but she saw the smirk of his lip. “I’ll have to ask you to move along.”
Blind, stinking rage flowed through her. “The fuck I will!” She ran to the gates and began shaking them, rattling the iron bars so that they echoed off of the courtyard’s stone walkways. “Open the door! Open the fucking door! I fucking live here, you fucking fucktards!”
There were the sound of footsteps. Vashti stepped back from the gate. Charley Inglewood stepped out of the darkness .“About fucking time, shit for brains. You mind telling me why I was made to wait out here?”
If the other guard’s smile had been a smirk, the smile was in full bloom on Charley Inglewood’s face. “I’m sorry Miss Blue, you’ll have to leave the property.”
“Honey,” She said, speaking slowly. “I don’t know if you understand English, but I fucking live here!”
“Not anymore you don’t.” Charley said.
“On whose orders?” She barked.
“On your mothers.” He said.
The blind stinking rage intensified until it filled her more full than blood. Redness seeped into her vision. “Mother fucker! Mother fucking cock sucking, son of a bitch mother fucker!” She screamed.
“You said mother fucker already.” Charley Inglewood pointed out.
“Shut the fuck up Sally Sassalot, I wasn’t fucking talking to you.”
“If you don’t leave, I will have to calm you. You’re disturbing the peace.”
“Oh, take a piece of this,” she said, shaking her ass. “That’s all a man wants from me anyway. You fucking take till I can’t give no more.”
“More like you’re giving it away for free until no one wants you.” Charley said.
“What you say to me dipshit?” The fury flowed through Vashti and she would have reached for Charley Inglewood through the gate bars had he not moved quickly. In a motion she barely saw, he whipped a contraption out of his pocket and pressed a button.
When the barbs of the taser hit her skin, she screamed and fell to the ground. “Mother fucker.” She said, her breath laboured. She got up on all fours and attempted to crawl towards Charley Inglewood.
She was unaware that her skirt was so short that everyone could see she wasn’t wearing underwear. “I’m going to kill your mother fucking ass, you fuckety fucking mother fucker.”
“Sir, she still seems belligerent. I’d taser her again.” The guard said.
“Wisely observed, Titan.” Charley Inglewood said.
When the taser barbs hit her again and she felt her bladder let go, Vashti Blue wondered just how she had landed herself in this seriously shitty situation.
"Motherfucker" she said.
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